What do I look like: a Q&A

I've just returned from worship services at the local Mormon hang out and it was awesome! I was very nervous, especially considering how my cambodian has been terrible. I'm speaking like I have gaged my bottom lip and I keep stopping and clicking xobile!. Any way I was sitting in the meeting, and might I tell you a certain young lady caught me eye, (it was right after I threw it at her) haha. I jest. But during our introductions in Sunday school (both male and female) and priesthood (class for the men) no one thought I was Cambodian. I don't know if it's my huge frame, which is now just literally a frame without the huge, my nasty foreign feet (I agree with you Tracee, feet are funky) or perhaps my long shaggy hair or sexiness but here are the nationalities I've gotten:

Phillipino: AYO AYO!
Mexican: Que?
Hawaiian: Aloha, not too bad eh? Yes I speak many languages
Japanese: Seriously... do I look anything like Hiro? I know I had a white shirt on and usually carry a camera and wear a baseball cap but that's where the stereotypes stop.

and my favorite
Cambodian (Native) - yes, some think I am from here. Maybe it's my really dark skin. My huge nose, my thick, succulent lips. I don't know. But people think I am a native, sorta makes me proud but then I just realize I haven't done my hair, shaved or showered for a day... yes a day and I feel nasty. Have you ever been in an ice cream food fight? (I know you have Amy) I feel like that 100% of the day if you don't shower... ick. I went to church and saw a nice Cambodian lass from Provo (yes, they exist!) and i realized, I smell like this country. A combination of fish, dirt, lotus flowers and whatever I just ate. It doesn't smell, it's just bland. Trust me.

So what do I look like friends? Feel free to comment, especially all you fine ladies out there. :P (BTW, FYI, I have low self-esteem and take criticisms very terribly, so feel free to boost my confidence as I fish for them. haha jk!)

Anyhow, just returned from some authentic pizza, authentic what I don't know, but I think I might go get in touch with my Korean/Japanese side and bust out some Karaoke. Until then. PEACE!