Random Thoughts and a SPOILER ALERT!

It's been another few days since I've blogged.

Here's what's changed:

My assortment of random things I've eaten has increased...
So has my weight.

I feel like I live here but am a minority (Sorta like asians in provo... sorry, full asians, no halfies)

I think I've mistakened a girl for a guy and a guy for a girl, and I've seen a guy as a girl, and a girl as a guy.

I want to go home, but not to Utah. (I wish I lived somewhere else)

I can't carry a tune to save poor orphaned children if I wanted to.

My Cambodian is now as good as folks who call in lookin' for them hazel eyes with no medicin'

I'm darker BUT! i found lotion that whitens! YES, it's designed especially for Asian people, i'll bring all you non-darkies like me back some. Soon enough i'll finally fit in Utah.

I realized i don't recall a single thing about contacts and working there. Meaning... I think I've been away for a while. I even forgot that i've been wearing my contacts for a few weeks!

Coming back i'll be more family oriented *(haha, that's a pun, i'm more "orient"ed because my sister-in-law and nephew are comin back with us... rararar

I know nothing about love and romance. Nothing useful. (ask me if you want what I mean... curse that girl.)

I'm very poor.

I'll leave here with regrets
...regrets as in some worm or something... (duck tongue isn't the most tantalizing meal, but goat is!)

I have more facial hair, ahem... sprouts and oreo crumbs on my face

My muscle is more... how do you say.. non-existent...

My friend count has increased.

I really can't sing. Why didn't anyone tell me!!!

My debut cd will sell more than Ashley Simpsons' and Kevin Federline's did. Speaking of, I'm selling mine for -1.00$ each, yes. I will pay you to buy one.

Being away from the net has not weened me from my web addiction.

I miss my mission.

I realized Elders are goofs no matter where you meet them.

Two least favorite things: Old men who pry on younger, yet LEGAL aged girls, and guys whose shoulders are way too broad for them to be broads... AND PLEASE, cut back on the foundation dude!

I enjoy fine dining that is provided by wonderful family. YUMMY TUM YUM in my TUMMY.

My nephew is cuter.

And this blog is random.

So I return home soon friends... however, there's been a change of plans. I might not be coming home when I thought I would.

Anyhow, i'll save that for my next post
UNTIL NEXT TIME...!
Lia.